3/17/2023 0 Comments Call of duty black ops iii 3![]() They must have forgotten that one.Ī big bowl of alphabet soup comes with Black Ops III. I don’t think you ever drive a snowmobile, though. ![]() Work the gun in the turret while the jeep drives around. The usual canned spectacles, but now taken from Tupperware instead of a can. The regular reality stuff that sort of makes sense is entirely derivative of the usual Call of Duty stuff, which was already derivative itself. You know rogue AIs? I think there’s one in here. There’s also something about a frozen forest. She starts yelling it the same way a character would yell stuff like “reloading!”, “on your right!”, or “grenade!” It’s like Stuart Smalley dropped into the first part of Saving Private Ryan. Eventually, your character yells a self-affirmation mantra at the bad guys she’s shooting. It’s a short distance from trippy cyber-dream alternate realities to utter incoherence and Black Ops III covers that distance with ease. I don’t want to spoil anything, but it’s hard to know what’s a spoiler when you don’t understand anything in the first place. Which may or may not happen in this game. That’s sort of like spanning different time periods. ![]() But then someone at Activision’s Treyarch studio saw Inception and Source Code, so this Black Ops instead lapses into trippy cyber-dream alternate reality sequences in which you do the exact things you were doing in the regular reality sequences. The previous Black Ops games spanned different time periods. That’s about the only line of dialogue that makes sense in the whole game.Īfter the jump, here’s what the hell is going on “I don’t know what the hell is going on,” someone says in Call of Duty: Black Ops III. ![]()
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